It's 1746 and Mary is desperately and dangerously single. Shunned for her smallpox scars, facing pressure from her dad and disdain from local suitors, Mary meets the charming Will Cranstoun and her heart trips.

BLANDY is a dark tale about pigs, poison and ruined princesses. Over sixty tense minutes, the experimental comic drama spans the true story of one of the most sensationalised murderers of eighteenth century Britain.