REASONS YOU SHOULD BUY A TICKET
You're a purveyor of emerging sketch comedy - or aren't, but want to be
You know a good deal when you see one
We know where you live
You wouldn't want us to hurt Louise now, would you?
You know the score
We will be rly sad if you don't :(like rly
Imagine what it could do for your credit score!
The memory will keep you warm for the Winters yet to come
You get to see Jake realise he's not funny in real time!
I can't stress this enough, we know where you live
It's never too late to develop taste
Who doesn't like to laugh?! You?! Not likely
Oh come ennonon comeandseetheshow
If you don't we'll do a Hunger-Games-esque murder-suicide with some GMO berries
This is Daniel's return to civilisation, and we really don't want to scare him away again
You might get fit inspo