'Roo Sutcliffe has studied all her life to become an actor. She attended prestigious drama schools and was taught by renowned practitioners. What did she learn? Actors are wankers. All of them… perhaps.

In this passionate display, Roo expresses her disdain for theatre through the distinctive medium of theatre. She ridicules the absurdities of the industry, from the name-dropping directors to the unbearable agents she is absolutely hoping are in the audience tonight.

It’s time the industry (that she so desperately wants to be in) gets called out for what it is. And Roo will, of course, call it out using her diaphragm.'